1 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,764 [GONG BANGING] 2 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:49,239 Your Serenity, they are here. 3 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:54,516 And the man from U.N.C.L.E. has not yet arrived. 4 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:58,386 Very well. They can wait a few minutes. 5 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:10,163 [ELEPHANT TRUMPETS] 6 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:12,465 [PIGEON COOING] 7 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:38,225 This is as far as I go. I must leave you now. 8 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:41,630 Entry to the state of Ghupat is forbidden to all foreigners. 9 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:44,101 Well, thank you for bringing me this far, Kunsing. 10 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:48,003 - You will be careful? - I'll take every precaution. 11 00:01:48,175 --> 00:01:49,871 Bye. 12 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:00,081 LAMA: Ganesh. 13 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:01,243 [ELEPHANT TRUMPETING] 14 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:03,720 The time has come. 15 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:07,690 We must say goodbye. 16 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:48,158 [GUNSHOT] 17 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:55,842 [GRUNTING] 18 00:02:57,577 --> 00:03:00,206 Yahoo! I got the ornery critter. 19 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:02,940 You go on. Go get some help there, and go fetch him. 20 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:59,239 - You sent for me, sir? WAVERLY: Yes, Mr. Solo. 21 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,307 I'm a bit concerned. 22 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:04,274 Have you heard from Mr. Kuryakin during the last hour or two? 23 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:06,037 No, should I have? 24 00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:07,875 I was talking to him this morning... 25 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:10,108 ...and for some unaccountable reason we were cut off. 26 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:12,878 I haven't been able to re-establish contact. 27 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:14,521 Well, perhaps I shouldn't ask, sir... 28 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,919 ...but what is Illya doing in the Himalayas, anyway? 29 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:20,254 Well, it all has to do with the succession. 30 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:23,920 I had a message from the high lama of Ghupat. 31 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,827 He's a very old man. 32 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,729 He's worried about his succession. 33 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,468 That's not U.N.C.L.E.'s department, is it? 34 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:32,538 Not normally, no. 35 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:35,767 But the lama is a dear personal friend of mine. 36 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:40,846 I met him years ago in India, during my tiger-hunting days. 37 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:46,610 Oh, yes, uh, I used to hunt the big cat. 38 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,187 You must remind me to tell you... 39 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:50,415 - ...all about that sometime. - I shall. 40 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:51,580 [ALARM BLARING] 41 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,118 [CHATTERING] 42 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:06,129 WAVERLY: All right, don't worry. 43 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,741 It's only a pigeon, not Thrush. 44 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,885 Hmm. Speaking of the high lama.... 45 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,961 From him? 46 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:32,627 "Why haven't I heard from you? My time has come. 47 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:36,133 The succession must be carried out as ordained." 48 00:05:36,903 --> 00:05:40,032 Mr. Solo, you'll leave for Ghupat immediately. 49 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:44,144 To find Mr. Kuryakin and to observe the succession ceremonies. 50 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:50,414 MAN: O son of heaven... 51 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:52,678 ...Your Serenity, the high lama of Ghupat. 52 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:55,789 My humblest obeisances to you. 53 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:04,057 [LAMA SPEAKING IN TIBETAN] 54 00:06:04,231 --> 00:06:07,497 You Serenity, have you reached a decision? 55 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:10,159 I have, my son. 56 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:12,538 The answer is still no. 57 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,175 You leave me no other choice. 58 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:19,074 Tashi, I remember you as a boy. 59 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:21,806 Your soul was seeking. 60 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:23,473 You worked hard. 61 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:25,983 You earned the rank of prime minister. 62 00:06:26,152 --> 00:06:29,486 Why do you wanna stain your soul with such ugliness? 63 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:32,558 Your Serenity, it is I who ask the questions. 64 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,194 Now, for the last time. 65 00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:35,693 Yes or no? 66 00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:38,454 No. 67 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:41,293 SERVANT: No! 68 00:06:41,468 --> 00:06:43,460 [GRUNTING] 69 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:48,001 Still, your soul is very dear to me. 70 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:54,839 I myself will discard this human body. 71 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:57,807 You mean you will die of your own volition? 72 00:06:57,984 --> 00:07:02,922 It is the law of nature that man can choose neither his birth nor his death in this world. 73 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:07,823 But the high lama of Ghupat is no ordinary man. 74 00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:12,432 [CHANTING IN TIBETAN] 75 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:29,849 [WIND WHISTLES] 76 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:34,880 [GRUNTS] 77 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:45,129 PRIME MINISTER: He is dead. 78 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,290 [SERVANT GRUNTING] 79 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,296 Kill him. 80 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,994 [SERVANT SCREAMS] 81 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:08,987 Where am I? 82 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,783 [METAL CLINKING AND FOOTSTEPS] 83 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:13,017 Now, don't you go straining yourself. 84 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:15,856 You've been unconscious for two days. 85 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:18,692 Now, close your eyes... 86 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:22,666 ...hold your nose and chugalug. 87 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:24,593 Chugalug? 88 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:34,237 What was that? 89 00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:38,112 Yak-liver oil. Good for what ails you. Been using it for years. 90 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:41,921 Now, who are you, hmm? 91 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:45,752 My name is Illya Kuryakin. 92 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,250 Who are you? 93 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:51,994 Don't you recognize me? 94 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:54,191 ILLYA: The face is familiar but, uh.... 95 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:57,394 I'm Calamity Rogers. Fastest gun in the West. 96 00:08:57,570 --> 00:08:59,004 [CLICKS TONGUE] 97 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:01,035 Oh, yes, of course. 98 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,801 Probably seen a lot of old my movies, huh? 99 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:07,675 ILLYA: I have? - On the late, late show. 100 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:11,477 Ah, that's where all the good movies go today. 101 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:12,812 ILLYA [WHISPERS]: Yeah. 102 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:15,285 CALAMITY: Guess you're not strong enough to get around. 103 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:17,390 ILLYA: I should be very soon. 104 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,150 Then we better tie you up, so you can't. 105 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:21,317 [ILLYA GRUNTING] 106 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,280 GUARD: Did you not read the signs? 107 00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:44,475 Do you not know that entry to Ghupat is forbidden to all foreigns? 108 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:45,641 SOLO: Eh, uh.... 109 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:48,584 Only with special permission can a foreigner come here. 110 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:52,055 I do have special permission, in a manner of speaking. 111 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:57,892 I have a letter of introduction to His Serenity, the high lama. 112 00:09:58,064 --> 00:10:02,331 The son of heaven, His Serenity, the high lama is no longer with us. 113 00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:06,405 - He is dead. - Oh. I'm sorry. 114 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:10,840 PRIME MINISTER: This man who signed this letter, Alexander Waverly? 115 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:15,311 Oh, he's the fellow I work for. I write for a travel magazine. 116 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:19,817 PRIME MINISTER: So you've come here to do an article on the abominable snowman? 117 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:22,979 Yes, I understand that there's one in the neighborhood somewhere. 118 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:26,786 There are many other interesting things in this country to write about, Mr. Solo. 119 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,725 Things your readers might find even more fascinating. 120 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:31,922 Well, the thought, uh, just crossed my mind... 121 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:35,933 ...now that the high lama has, uh, departed... 122 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:40,233 ...there might be the possibility of doing a piece on the choosing of his successor. 123 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:45,572 Well, I am afraid that no outsiders are permitted to this sacred ceremony. 124 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:51,184 However, because you've come here with such excellent credentials... 125 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:53,547 ...I shall take the matter up with my advisers. 126 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,120 Thank you, I'd be very grateful. 127 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:58,656 Sir, you must be very tired after your long journey. 128 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,885 Perhaps you would care to rest. 129 00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:03,762 Mr. Solo. 130 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,299 Welcome to Ghupat. 131 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:11,199 SOLO: Well, uh, thank you very much, Your Excellency. 132 00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:16,607 PRIME MINISTER: Amra Palli. 133 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:22,215 You will dive deep. Dive deep into the depths of mind. 134 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:27,446 You will read this and tell me, who is the man who wrote this letter... 135 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:31,788 ...and who is the man to whom this letter was given? 136 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:35,391 Alexander Waverly is the head of an organization... 137 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:38,430 ...called United Network Command for Law and Enforcement. 138 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:39,588 U.N.C.L.E. 139 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:42,964 At the request of the late high lama, he sent Napoleon Solo... 140 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,970 ...to oversee the succession of the new lama. 141 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,005 Yes, very good, very good. Excellent. 142 00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:49,904 We must eliminate Mr. Solo. 143 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:53,274 PRIME MINISTER: Who can better attest to the authenticity of the new high lama... 144 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,938 ...than the man from U.N.C.L.E.? 145 00:11:57,016 --> 00:12:01,283 Amra Palli, you shall be Mr. Solo's constant companion. 146 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:04,083 You will feed him. You will watch him. 147 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,192 You will learn all his thoughts. 148 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,555 And all that you learn, you shall report to me. 149 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,391 [SOLO SIGHING] 150 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,072 SOLO: Hello. 151 00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:24,310 AMRA: I'm Amra Palli. I am to be your servant. 152 00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:27,480 SOLO: Well, I must say, you're a little more attractive... 153 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:30,446 ...than most of the servants I've seen around here. 154 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:33,348 AMRA: Is there anything else you wish? 155 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:38,048 No, everything I wish appears to be right before my eyes in this room. 156 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:46,063 Curious, I've used that line before, and it's evoked some reaction. 157 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,129 - Don't you even blink? - No. 158 00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:54,072 Well, if I told you a funny story, would you laugh? 159 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,535 - I do not laugh. SOLO: Mm-hm. 160 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,678 - Do you cry? - Never. 161 00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:02,043 Uh, is there anything that makes you happy? 162 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:05,743 Happiness is a contrived and temporary state of mortal mind. 163 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,812 Well, I can't disagree there. 164 00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:10,479 Uh.... 165 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,216 Do you feel anything? 166 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,156 Feeling? What is it? 167 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,489 [SOLO CLEARS THROAT] 168 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,723 Well, it's hard to explain. 169 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:22,195 I'll try and give an example. Um.... 170 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:28,601 I'm looking at you, and you're looking at me. 171 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:31,768 And you feel an attraction. 172 00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:36,039 Some magnetism? 173 00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:40,478 Some waves? 174 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,352 Nothing? Mm-hm. 175 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:45,185 [WHISPERING] Interesting. Must be slipping. 176 00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:46,581 [GRUNTS] 177 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:51,424 Uh, if I were to kiss you, would you feel anything? 178 00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,793 Kiss? What is it? 179 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:58,328 Well, I'll show you. Uh, close your eyes. 180 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,097 AMRA: I cannot. 181 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,866 SOLO: You can't? 182 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,407 Okay. 183 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,670 Um, lean forward. 184 00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:16,454 Hmm? 185 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,425 - So? - Well, that's it. 186 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:24,860 Oh, the anatomical juxtaposition of two oris muscles... 187 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,397 ...in the state of contraction. 188 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:31,164 Yeah, well, that's another way of putting it. Hmm. 189 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,802 CALAMITY: My husband, Chang Li. 190 00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:37,501 He was the minister of external affairs in Ghupat. 191 00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:41,705 Yeah, I met him when he visited Hollywood. 192 00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:45,807 We got hitched and came back here to live. 193 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:48,477 And he was murdered by an abominable snowman. 194 00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:52,523 Well, it must've been a different snowman, because this is my first visit to Ghupat. 195 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:56,652 Listen, have you ever heard of an organization called U.N.C.L.E.? 196 00:14:56,829 --> 00:15:00,288 - U.N.C.L.E.? U.N.C.L.E.? - Yes. 197 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:04,631 It's a kind of international sheriff's posse that goes and hunts down the bad guys. 198 00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:06,771 - You one of them? - Yeah. 199 00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:08,908 And if you give me my communicator, I'll prove it. 200 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,670 I have a rather important message to send. 201 00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:13,273 What's a communicator? 202 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,882 I must have dropped it when I fell down the cliff. 203 00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:20,383 - If you'll let me go back to the slope-- - Uh-uh. Bajo. 204 00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:22,949 Untie him. 205 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:26,820 I'll send somebody up to look for that, uh, communicator. 206 00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:30,395 I want you to stay here now to get your strength back. 207 00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:34,365 I got a hunch we're looking for the same bad guys. 208 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:36,693 You had a dream last night. 209 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,132 I did? 210 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,603 You were worried about the abominable snowman. 211 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:44,073 A man with the golden hair. Illya Kuryakin. 212 00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:46,769 - How did you know that? - The thought of it is still in your mind. 213 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,006 It is in my power to read your mind. 214 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,845 - Well, do you know where he is? AMRA: I can find out. 215 00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:55,682 - How? - Do you have a lock of his hair? 216 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:59,155 No, no, I've never been a member of Illya's fan club. 217 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,988 Do you have a sample of his handwriting, a letter? 218 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:04,586 Mm-mm, no. 219 00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:07,165 Or his birth date and his zodiac? 220 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,496 Possibly, I could find that out. 221 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:18,373 This is a non-spiritual, non-astrological, non-telepathic communicator. 222 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:20,540 Open Channel D. 223 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,705 [RADIO BEEPING] 224 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,643 Yes, Mr. Solo. 225 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,516 Have you heard anything further about the succession? 226 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,124 Uh, no, nothing about that. 227 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:34,522 - However, concerning Illya-- - Have you found him? 228 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:39,291 Well, I think I could find him if you could give me his birth date and zodiacal sign. 229 00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:41,559 Ah, yes, of course. 230 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,930 Yes, I should have realized that. 231 00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:47,562 Well, uh, let me look up his file further and call you back. 232 00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:58,742 Back home, we call them fortune cookies. 233 00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:01,353 You break them open, you find out something about yourself... 234 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,319 ...or what's going to happen in the future. 235 00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:04,787 - Really? SOLO: Hmm. 236 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,585 PRIME MINISTER: Very interesting. 237 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:10,491 It was the vision of late high lama that this sacred vessel contained the Obo... 238 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:15,624 ...the prayer mound with the inscription pertaining to his reincarnation. 239 00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:21,672 I, uh, understand the new high lama is first to be seen astride a royal elephant. 240 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:25,710 Yes. Unfortunately, the royal elephant has fled into the jungle. 241 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:31,249 I sent two of my best warriors to find him, but the man-eating tiger.... 242 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:07,082 The position of the heavenly bodies. 243 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:10,781 The sun is semi-sextile to Venus. Venus is semi-quantile to Mars. 244 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,926 Mars is bi-quantile to Saturn. 245 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,790 The place is northeast Ghupat. 246 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:21,628 Beside a waterfall known as Jaylaxmi, there are the ruins of an ancient temple. 247 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,064 Within the shrine room... 248 00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:26,262 ...there presently sits a small orphan boy named Jami. 249 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,806 He is guarded by a shepherd named Vithu... 250 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:33,606 ...who is fated to breathe his last at this very moment. 251 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:39,680 It is written in the stars that Jami is the new high lama of Ghupat. 252 00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:43,548 Tomorrow, when the moon is in bi-quantile to the sun... 253 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:48,058 ...and the sun is in the radix of Saturn, we shall test Jami. 254 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:51,425 Hail, hail, all hail the new high lama. 255 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,589 [ALL CHANTING IN TIBETAN] 256 00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:03,065 PRIME MINISTER: Why was he not killed? 257 00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:05,268 AIDE: Well, we looked at him and I thought... 258 00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:07,936 ...suppose the boy really is the reincarnation... 259 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,178 ...then I might return in my next life as a cockroach. 260 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:14,115 I did not think you believed that childish superstition. 261 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,321 Very well. I shall do the work myself. 262 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:24,055 Wait. Why not ask Amra Palli? 263 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,459 She has no emotions. 264 00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:27,827 PRIME MINISTER: Yes, yes. 265 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,632 Bring Amra Palli. 266 00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:54,218 Amra Palli, a task for you. 267 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:59,059 You will take this boy, and remove him to the northeast into the jungle... 268 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:03,134 ...and leave him there to be devoured by the man-eating tiger. 269 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,604 I hear and obey. 270 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:25,320 Your name is Jami. 271 00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:28,051 Honorable father, my name is Baku. 272 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,095 I know that your name is Baku. 273 00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:35,132 But from this moment on, your name is Jami. 274 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,397 I am ordering you. 275 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,700 Your name is Jami. 276 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,672 I don't want to be Jami. 277 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,778 I wanna remain Baku. 278 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,538 PRIME MINISTER: Very well. 279 00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:49,705 You shall go see your mother. 280 00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:52,784 Perhaps she can change your mind. 281 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,893 Bring her down. 282 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:08,261 Woman, you have borne me a very stubborn son. 283 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,404 Do you think of yourself as an honorable father? 284 00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:16,531 He does not bear my name, still my blood flows in his veins. 285 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:20,908 I pray that your evil spirit does not also run in his veins. 286 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:25,841 Do you not realize, ignorant woman, that he will be the new lama of Ghupat? 287 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:29,853 The god-king with wealth and power and luxury... 288 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:33,220 ...millions of followers at his feet. 289 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:36,453 The high lama is the choice of the heavenly bodies. 290 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:40,725 So far, they have chosen my son to be an ordinary boy... 291 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,961 ...to play the flute, to sing sacred hymns. 292 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:49,336 And when he grows, if they so please, he will become a healer or a judge. 293 00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:51,841 And an honest one. 294 00:21:58,184 --> 00:21:59,652 PRIME MINISTER: If you do not agree... 295 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,414 ...we shall turn you into a creature like Amra Palli. 296 00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:07,083 And after that, even if you do see your son, you will barely recognize him. 297 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:11,993 And if you touch him, you will not feel anything. 298 00:22:12,598 --> 00:22:15,500 No, no. 299 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:18,866 Honorable father, I will not let you do that. 300 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:21,098 My name is Jami. 301 00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,772 [MOTHER SOBS] 302 00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:27,508 PRIME MINISTER: Mr. Solo... 303 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,514 ...may I have the pleasure of your company, please? 304 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,948 We are leaving for the temple by the waterfall. 305 00:22:33,118 --> 00:22:36,452 The time of the testing of the new high lama is now. 306 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,095 Is that Vithu? 307 00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:24,328 PRIME MINISTER: Apparently so. 308 00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:27,235 I guess the prophecy was right. 309 00:23:28,307 --> 00:23:32,438 Remove the body. Cremate it in scared sandalwood. 310 00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:38,607 PRIME MINISTER: I light the first stick of incense to guide our way. 311 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,517 Who are you? 312 00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:50,754 - What is your name? - Jami. 313 00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:02,472 PRIME MINISTER: Oh, hear the sound of our souls. 314 00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:06,203 Upon this tray are some of the treasured possessions... 315 00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:08,677 ...of the late and beloved high lama. 316 00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:14,252 Mixed among these are objects of no value, possessions of mere mortal men. 317 00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:17,550 O wanderer through three worlds... 318 00:24:17,723 --> 00:24:22,525 ...if you are indeed the true reincarnation of the son of heaven... 319 00:24:22,695 --> 00:24:26,325 ...ruler of the universe, His Serenity, the high lama... 320 00:24:26,498 --> 00:24:30,333 ...guide us by choosing only those objects... 321 00:24:30,502 --> 00:24:33,734 ...belonging to your past life. 322 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:47,142 [MONKS CHANTING] 323 00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:18,039 All hail, His Serenity, the new high lama. 324 00:25:18,717 --> 00:25:21,778 [PRIME MINISTER CHANTING IN TIBETAN] 325 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:35,827 My compliments to the chef. I have never tasted a better yak stew. 326 00:25:36,001 --> 00:25:38,527 Tomorrow night, we're gonna have chili. 327 00:25:38,904 --> 00:25:43,933 ILLYA: East is East and West is West, and I suppose the twain shall meet-- 328 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:45,700 [CALAMITY SIGHS] 329 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:47,176 What is it? 330 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:52,075 CALAMITY: I've been invited to the coronation of the new high lama. 331 00:25:52,251 --> 00:25:54,049 Then it's done. 332 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,653 CALAMITY: What? 333 00:25:55,821 --> 00:25:58,154 I'm afraid I've muffed my assignment. 334 00:25:58,323 --> 00:26:01,225 I was sent here to observe the selection of the new high lama... 335 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,885 ...to make sure that there was not any fraud. 336 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:06,225 There was fraud. 337 00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:09,793 ILLYA: Oh? - This boy. 338 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,394 That's not the real high lama. 339 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,062 ILLYA: Are you sure? 340 00:26:14,807 --> 00:26:21,043 I don't know why, but my husband was killed because of him. 341 00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:23,011 How do you know? 342 00:26:23,649 --> 00:26:26,619 I found a snapshot of this boy taken with the prime minister. 343 00:26:26,785 --> 00:26:28,310 My husband took it away. 344 00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:30,581 He said the least I knew, the better off I'd be. 345 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:32,452 The snapshot, do you know where it is? 346 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:34,115 Mm-mm. 347 00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:39,030 Your husband, did he say anything before he died about, uh, any of this? 348 00:26:40,499 --> 00:26:45,130 He did mention something about the saloon. 349 00:26:45,671 --> 00:26:47,606 The saloon? 350 00:26:48,173 --> 00:26:49,232 What saloon? 351 00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:01,784 Here it is. 352 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,146 All this. 353 00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:08,055 It was a birthday gift to me from Chang Li, my husband. 354 00:27:08,227 --> 00:27:12,426 He's very thoughtful. No girl should be without one. 355 00:27:13,532 --> 00:27:18,937 This is from The Cowboy and the Single Girl. 356 00:27:19,104 --> 00:27:21,403 Ah, that's the picture that made me a star. 357 00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:26,477 Yes, I think that's where I saw you on the late, late show. 358 00:27:27,779 --> 00:27:29,247 The guns, are they real? 359 00:27:29,414 --> 00:27:31,212 You bet your boots. 360 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:35,548 Chang Li had the finest gun collection in all of Ghupat. 361 00:27:36,221 --> 00:27:38,247 It's very impressive. 362 00:27:38,423 --> 00:27:40,949 His favorite was that Winchester '73. 363 00:27:41,527 --> 00:27:43,428 Custom-made. 364 00:27:46,932 --> 00:27:47,922 [GUN COCKS] 365 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,090 Isn't it a beauty? 366 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:12,488 It's from the high lama. 367 00:28:19,665 --> 00:28:22,635 Something is rotten in the state of Ghupat. 368 00:28:28,907 --> 00:28:31,274 [GROWLING] 369 00:29:00,772 --> 00:29:03,298 You be a good boy. 370 00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:05,569 I have to leave you. 371 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:08,407 Now, don't be afraid. 372 00:00:12,357 --> 00:00:14,349 [TIGERS GROWLING] 373 00:00:25,036 --> 00:00:27,005 [ELEPHANT TRUMPETING] 374 00:01:16,922 --> 00:01:21,087 Yes, Mr. Solo. Mr. Kuryakin is a Scorpio. 375 00:01:21,259 --> 00:01:26,323 He was born in the year 6532... 376 00:01:26,498 --> 00:01:29,832 ...the year of the water buffalo in the month of the iron dog... 377 00:01:30,001 --> 00:01:32,766 ...at 6:30 p.m., Ghupat time. 378 00:01:32,938 --> 00:01:36,272 WAVERLY [OVER RADIO]: Incidentally, I looked up your file. 379 00:01:36,841 --> 00:01:38,332 I see you're a Capricorn. 380 00:01:38,510 --> 00:01:39,500 That is correct, sir. 381 00:01:39,678 --> 00:01:42,648 WAVERLY: Your forecast for the day indicates possible danger... 382 00:01:42,814 --> 00:01:44,680 ...in the early part of the afternoon. 383 00:01:45,917 --> 00:01:49,513 It also indicates the possibility of a romantic involvement. 384 00:01:49,688 --> 00:01:50,678 In Ghupat? 385 00:01:50,855 --> 00:01:56,260 Well, it doesn't suggest any particular place, but you appear to be in Ghupat. 386 00:01:56,428 --> 00:01:59,830 Thank you, sir. I'll, uh, be on the alert. Ahem. 387 00:02:02,901 --> 00:02:04,563 [GUN COCKS] 388 00:02:07,072 --> 00:02:11,510 He should be coming back most any minute now with your communicator. 389 00:02:14,012 --> 00:02:16,311 [GUN COCKS] 390 00:02:34,065 --> 00:02:37,263 Heh, how's that for timing? 391 00:02:38,003 --> 00:02:40,598 Is that what you've been looking for? That teeny little old thing? 392 00:02:40,772 --> 00:02:44,140 Open Channel D, overseas relay, Section One, Number One, please. 393 00:02:44,676 --> 00:02:47,669 Ah, Mr. Kuryakin. We lost you. 394 00:02:47,846 --> 00:02:50,509 Oh, I had a minor accident, sir. 395 00:02:50,682 --> 00:02:53,083 Right now, I'm in Calamity Rogers' saloon. 396 00:02:53,251 --> 00:02:54,378 WAVERLY: Calamity Rogers? 397 00:02:54,819 --> 00:02:56,481 You mean the girl with the fastest--? 398 00:02:56,655 --> 00:02:58,749 Gun in the West. Yes, sir. 399 00:02:58,923 --> 00:03:02,360 We have uncovered some evidence that proves that the new high lama is a fake. 400 00:03:02,527 --> 00:03:05,224 You'd better hold off for the time being. 401 00:03:05,397 --> 00:03:07,730 I'll take a chartered plane to Ghupat at once. 402 00:03:07,899 --> 00:03:11,097 - Are you bringing Napoleon with you? WAVERLY: Mr. Solo is already there. 403 00:03:11,269 --> 00:03:14,239 When I last spoke to him, he was at the palace. 404 00:03:14,406 --> 00:03:16,034 Since then, I've lost contact with him. 405 00:03:16,207 --> 00:03:18,267 When is the coronation ceremony? 406 00:03:18,443 --> 00:03:20,912 Tomorrow afternoon. Hello there, Mr. Waverly. 407 00:03:21,079 --> 00:03:23,139 Oh, thank you, Miss Rogers. 408 00:03:23,314 --> 00:03:27,945 Uh, Mr. Kuryakin, will you please meet me at the palace monastery tomorrow morning? 409 00:03:28,119 --> 00:03:30,782 Oh, and, Miss Rogers, ever since I saw you... 410 00:03:30,955 --> 00:03:35,893 ...in The Cowboy and the Single Girl, I have been ardent admirer of yours. 411 00:03:36,061 --> 00:03:39,361 I'm looking forward to meeting you too, Mr. Waverly. 412 00:03:40,165 --> 00:03:42,691 Why, he sounds like a mighty nice man. 413 00:03:42,867 --> 00:03:44,699 He's all right. 414 00:03:47,872 --> 00:03:49,204 [FOOTSTEPS] 415 00:03:58,950 --> 00:04:01,977 SOLO: Are those pearls or tears? 416 00:04:02,921 --> 00:04:04,685 Sit down. 417 00:04:07,258 --> 00:04:10,126 You can smile too. What happened? 418 00:04:10,595 --> 00:04:12,860 Oh, I don't know. 419 00:04:13,031 --> 00:04:15,000 It just happened. 420 00:04:15,667 --> 00:04:17,761 I feel changed. 421 00:04:18,303 --> 00:04:19,931 SOLO: Funny. 422 00:04:20,105 --> 00:04:24,907 I wonder if that change relates in any way to my astrological forecast for today. 423 00:04:25,076 --> 00:04:27,045 I wanna concentrate on Illya's Scorpio now. 424 00:04:27,212 --> 00:04:31,047 Now, he was in born in the year six thousand-- 425 00:04:31,216 --> 00:04:34,516 I can't seem to concentrate. 426 00:04:35,587 --> 00:04:36,646 Why not? 427 00:04:37,489 --> 00:04:40,459 I think I've lost my power. 428 00:04:40,892 --> 00:04:42,758 Well, how did that happen? 429 00:04:43,361 --> 00:04:45,227 I don't know. 430 00:04:46,231 --> 00:04:48,632 Everything is so vague. 431 00:04:49,434 --> 00:04:52,302 I remember a little boy. 432 00:04:52,470 --> 00:04:55,030 A little boy in the jungle, the wild jungle. 433 00:04:55,206 --> 00:04:56,697 Yes, the tiger. 434 00:04:56,875 --> 00:04:58,844 There was a tiger. It was so frightening. 435 00:04:59,010 --> 00:05:03,004 The master asked me. Yes, the master. 436 00:05:03,181 --> 00:05:04,205 SOLO: Who is your master? 437 00:05:04,382 --> 00:05:06,112 AMRA: The prime minister. 438 00:05:06,284 --> 00:05:08,981 He asked me to take this little boy into the jungle. 439 00:05:10,455 --> 00:05:14,153 An adorable boy, with a precious smile. 440 00:05:14,325 --> 00:05:15,384 A divine boy. 441 00:05:16,194 --> 00:05:18,595 I'm sorry I cannot tell you any more about Mr. Kuryakin. 442 00:05:18,763 --> 00:05:20,561 Is he a friend? 443 00:05:20,732 --> 00:05:23,133 Yes, he's a very good friend. 444 00:05:23,301 --> 00:05:27,136 He came to Ghupat as the abominable snowman, why? 445 00:05:27,305 --> 00:05:29,865 SOLO: To prevent the very thing that happened. 446 00:05:31,042 --> 00:05:32,032 [SOBBING] 447 00:05:32,210 --> 00:05:34,475 I have killed the new high lama, haven't I? 448 00:05:34,646 --> 00:05:35,636 Haven't I? 449 00:05:35,814 --> 00:05:37,510 SOLO: You didn't know what you're doing. 450 00:05:37,682 --> 00:05:42,484 We can't bring the boy back, but we can make sure the imposter never-- 451 00:05:42,654 --> 00:05:45,055 PRIME MINISTER: Oh, can you, Mr. Solo? 452 00:05:45,223 --> 00:05:47,215 Alas, I think not. 453 00:05:47,392 --> 00:05:50,794 Now, will you be good enough to put your hands above your head... 454 00:05:50,962 --> 00:05:53,454 ...and walk this way, please? 455 00:06:00,972 --> 00:06:04,841 Excellency, Mr. Solo's friend, Mr. Kuryakin.... 456 00:06:05,009 --> 00:06:06,238 I've heard through villagers... 457 00:06:06,411 --> 00:06:09,848 ...that Calamity Rogers has shot an abominable snowman. 458 00:06:10,281 --> 00:06:11,408 PRIME MINISTER: Mm-hm. 459 00:06:12,083 --> 00:06:13,574 Here, throw this up in the air. 460 00:06:13,751 --> 00:06:16,550 I think we'd better reload first. 461 00:06:21,926 --> 00:06:23,758 [GRUNTING] 462 00:07:00,265 --> 00:07:02,461 AMRA: It will be a fate that I have earned. 463 00:07:02,634 --> 00:07:03,624 [AMRA SIGHS] 464 00:07:03,801 --> 00:07:05,793 For I have led the rightful high lama to his death. 465 00:07:05,970 --> 00:07:08,667 Now, there's no reason to blame yourself. 466 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:10,866 We may still get out of this. 467 00:07:11,042 --> 00:07:12,908 Your friend? Mr. Kuryakin? 468 00:07:13,077 --> 00:07:17,014 Yes, if he's not hurt too badly, he may be able to help us. 469 00:07:17,181 --> 00:07:18,376 But they know where he is. 470 00:07:18,549 --> 00:07:20,950 - They must have gone to find him. - Illya is very resourceful. 471 00:07:21,119 --> 00:07:22,109 [DOOR OPENS] 472 00:07:22,921 --> 00:07:23,911 ILLYA: Napoleon. 473 00:07:26,858 --> 00:07:28,087 Sometimes. 474 00:07:28,259 --> 00:07:30,558 We were just talking about you. 475 00:07:30,762 --> 00:07:33,357 Amra Palli, this is Illya Kuryakin... 476 00:07:33,531 --> 00:07:35,796 ...the fellow that was going to get us out of this. 477 00:07:35,967 --> 00:07:37,765 Well, I didn't know you were in it. 478 00:07:37,936 --> 00:07:41,202 But then you do have a knack for getting yourself-- 479 00:07:41,372 --> 00:07:44,865 Oh, by the way, this is Calamity Rogers, Napoleon Solo. The-- 480 00:07:45,043 --> 00:07:46,671 BOTH: The fastest gun in the West. 481 00:07:46,844 --> 00:07:48,813 - Mighty nice to meet you. - Nice to-- 482 00:07:48,980 --> 00:07:50,107 [SOLO CLEARS THROAT] 483 00:07:50,281 --> 00:07:53,274 PRIME MINISTER: Now that you've all finished your little the formalities.... 484 00:07:53,851 --> 00:07:56,446 In a few moments, this pendulum will start to swing... 485 00:07:56,621 --> 00:07:59,716 ...and when it hits the gong, the noise will be deafening. 486 00:07:59,891 --> 00:08:04,295 The reverberations we have discovered can drive a man into insanity... 487 00:08:04,462 --> 00:08:06,328 ...in a very few hours. 488 00:08:06,497 --> 00:08:08,056 Uh, the ladies, uh.... 489 00:08:08,232 --> 00:08:11,862 They provide, as you say in the West, bargaining power. 490 00:08:12,036 --> 00:08:13,026 I see. 491 00:08:13,204 --> 00:08:16,038 PRIME MINISTER: To spare Miss Rogers and Amra Palli from this ordeal... 492 00:08:16,207 --> 00:08:19,575 ...you need only accede to a very simple request. 493 00:08:19,744 --> 00:08:22,213 Inform U.N.C.L.E headquarters... 494 00:08:22,380 --> 00:08:26,181 ...that the new high lama is indeed the rightful one. 495 00:08:26,351 --> 00:08:30,812 By the way, do not rely too much on the help of your Mr. Waverly. 496 00:08:30,989 --> 00:08:35,359 My men overheard the conversation between him and Mr. Kuryakin. 497 00:08:35,860 --> 00:08:37,761 We know that he's coming to Ghupat. 498 00:08:37,929 --> 00:08:41,923 We shall arrange an appropriate little accident for him too. 499 00:08:56,347 --> 00:08:58,339 [GONG BANGS] 500 00:09:03,488 --> 00:09:05,753 There, there. Right there. 501 00:09:06,491 --> 00:09:08,289 In that clearing, see? 502 00:09:08,459 --> 00:09:11,725 Instead of a rare antelope, I trapped an elephant calf. 503 00:09:11,896 --> 00:09:13,194 Oh, a delightful little fellow. 504 00:09:13,398 --> 00:09:15,867 But I couldn't keep him though. 505 00:09:16,034 --> 00:09:19,061 The high lama of Ghupat wanted it for his reincarnation. 506 00:09:19,237 --> 00:09:20,728 It was prophesied that the new lama... 507 00:09:20,905 --> 00:09:23,534 ...would appear before the people on this beast. 508 00:09:23,708 --> 00:09:25,370 So I handed over the elephant. 509 00:09:25,543 --> 00:09:27,910 Ever since then, the high lama and I have been on the very-- 510 00:09:28,079 --> 00:09:29,411 [GUNSHOT] 511 00:09:46,798 --> 00:09:49,131 [GONG BANGING] 512 00:09:49,967 --> 00:09:51,697 SOLO: Illya. 513 00:09:53,438 --> 00:09:55,964 I'm gonna have him call it off. 514 00:09:56,507 --> 00:10:00,205 I don't think the girls can take it much longer. 515 00:10:00,711 --> 00:10:02,771 I'd rather die than give in to him. 516 00:10:05,049 --> 00:10:09,180 Do not concern yourself over me, Mr. Solo. 517 00:10:09,353 --> 00:10:10,719 In the East, we have learned... 518 00:10:12,723 --> 00:10:17,252 ...to endure all pain, except that of the spirit. 519 00:10:20,698 --> 00:10:22,189 Enough? 520 00:10:22,366 --> 00:10:24,335 Enough? 521 00:10:24,502 --> 00:10:27,631 SOLO: Tell your boss we're enjoying the music. 522 00:10:33,277 --> 00:10:36,975 If you will forgive me, Your Excellency, I do not think the prisoners will yield. 523 00:10:37,148 --> 00:10:38,514 Not even to spare their women? 524 00:10:38,683 --> 00:10:44,315 If the U.N.C.L.E. agents are driven insane, or if they die, they are no use to us. 525 00:10:44,489 --> 00:10:45,923 Mm-hm. 526 00:10:46,357 --> 00:10:48,588 I do not often commit an error. 527 00:10:48,759 --> 00:10:52,127 But I think my selection of the Auric Gong Room was one. 528 00:10:52,296 --> 00:10:56,358 Mr. Solo and Mr. Kuryakin must be permitted to think clearly. 529 00:10:56,534 --> 00:11:01,802 They must be placed in an atmosphere of peace and quiet... 530 00:11:01,973 --> 00:11:05,171 ...as a tomb is quiet. 531 00:11:06,110 --> 00:11:09,171 - I understand. - Yes, see to it. I shall join you directly. 532 00:11:09,347 --> 00:11:12,943 Right now, I must begin the coronation ceremonies. 533 00:11:14,719 --> 00:11:17,120 [DRUMS BEATING] 534 00:11:18,189 --> 00:11:21,159 [HORNS BLOWING] 535 00:11:39,010 --> 00:11:42,503 Now the most auspicious moment of the coronation nears. 536 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:45,275 It is a well-known fact, that the new high lama... 537 00:11:45,449 --> 00:11:48,544 ...enters the coronation astride the back of the royal elephant. 538 00:11:48,719 --> 00:11:53,054 Unfortunately, the royal elephant, Ganesh, the jewel of our land... 539 00:11:53,224 --> 00:11:55,921 ...has met an unfortunate accident in the jungle. 540 00:11:56,093 --> 00:11:58,255 He was killed by the man-eating tiger. 541 00:11:58,429 --> 00:12:04,767 But the stars in their wisdom have decreed that this tiger shall die in turn... 542 00:12:04,936 --> 00:12:08,065 ...and the new high lama shall enter the coronation... 543 00:12:08,239 --> 00:12:14,042 ...seated on the skin of the very beast that destroyed our Ganesh. 544 00:12:17,515 --> 00:12:18,710 [MONKS CHANTING] 545 00:12:18,883 --> 00:12:21,978 - Your Serenity. BAKU: Excellency. 546 00:12:28,159 --> 00:12:30,390 Let the ceremony begin. 547 00:12:31,963 --> 00:12:34,296 [HORNS BLOWING] 548 00:12:48,813 --> 00:12:50,941 You're quite good at that. 549 00:12:51,582 --> 00:12:54,279 Do you have a union card? 550 00:12:54,785 --> 00:12:58,187 Hmm. No sense of humor. 551 00:12:58,356 --> 00:12:59,722 [HANDS CLAP] 552 00:12:59,890 --> 00:13:02,951 PRIME MINISTER: Mr. Solo and Mr. Kuryakin. 553 00:13:03,961 --> 00:13:05,930 I thought the coronation had begun. 554 00:13:06,097 --> 00:13:10,797 At this very moment, there is a ritual dance for driving away the evil spirits. 555 00:13:11,269 --> 00:13:14,103 So that's what brings you here. 556 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:21,138 Mr. Solo, today is the most important day in my life... 557 00:13:21,312 --> 00:13:23,975 ...therefore, I will forgive your insolence. 558 00:13:24,148 --> 00:13:25,844 You're the one who killed my husband. 559 00:13:26,117 --> 00:13:29,519 You see, the late high lama had visions of my plan. 560 00:13:29,687 --> 00:13:33,419 He asked Chang Li, your husband, to supervise the succession. 561 00:13:33,591 --> 00:13:36,493 Well, that left me with absolutely no choice. 562 00:13:36,661 --> 00:13:38,186 I had to kill Chang Li. 563 00:13:38,362 --> 00:13:42,163 However, I still think of him very fondly. 564 00:13:43,534 --> 00:13:47,630 I'm not quite clear about your, uh, plan. 565 00:13:47,805 --> 00:13:52,140 The Jami that you saw was in reality my son, Baku. 566 00:13:52,643 --> 00:13:56,705 Not legally, of course. Monks are not permitted to marry... 567 00:13:56,881 --> 00:13:59,476 ...but nevertheless my son. 568 00:13:59,650 --> 00:14:04,315 And in a very few moments, he shall be the new high lama of Ghupat... 569 00:14:04,488 --> 00:14:06,684 ...with millions of followers at his feet. 570 00:14:06,857 --> 00:14:11,352 And you and Mr. Kuryakin will vouch for his authenticity. 571 00:14:11,529 --> 00:14:14,055 - Oh, we've been through all that before. - Yes. 572 00:14:14,231 --> 00:14:18,032 But now I ask you for the very last time. 573 00:14:18,469 --> 00:14:23,430 Very shortly, this highly skilled artisan will have completed his task. 574 00:14:23,607 --> 00:14:26,338 Now, after you are completely entombed... 575 00:14:26,510 --> 00:14:30,641 ...you shall have air enough to survive for 15 minutes. 576 00:14:30,815 --> 00:14:33,944 I shall leave the mason here after he has completed his work. 577 00:14:34,118 --> 00:14:38,112 If you decide to accede to my demands... 578 00:14:39,123 --> 00:14:43,493 ...before this mortar hardens, just knock. 579 00:14:43,661 --> 00:14:45,926 [PRIME MINISTER LAUGHING] 580 00:14:48,733 --> 00:14:50,725 [BAND PLAYING CEREMONIAL MUSIC] 581 00:15:02,146 --> 00:15:04,445 Which one of us has the plan? 582 00:15:05,082 --> 00:15:08,450 Well, I've got a detonator on the back of my tie pin. 583 00:15:08,619 --> 00:15:11,088 That'll take care of the chain. 584 00:15:11,255 --> 00:15:12,951 Except for one thing. 585 00:15:13,124 --> 00:15:15,423 ILLYA: We have nothing to detonate. SOLO: Mm-hm. 586 00:15:16,527 --> 00:15:18,086 ILLYA: Or have we? 587 00:15:18,262 --> 00:15:22,825 Uh, excuse me. Miss Rogers, but you seem to be wearing a good deal of jewelry. 588 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,459 Nice, huh? Most of it's the real McCoy but.... 589 00:15:26,637 --> 00:15:30,597 Well, but that bracelet there, I won that in a shooting contest. 590 00:15:30,775 --> 00:15:32,209 I don't know what that is. 591 00:15:34,245 --> 00:15:35,304 Magnesium? 592 00:15:35,479 --> 00:15:38,574 A lot of imitation jewelry is made of it. 593 00:15:39,483 --> 00:15:43,386 Uh, if you'll bite the back of my tie pin off. 594 00:15:45,990 --> 00:15:47,982 I don't understand. 595 00:15:48,159 --> 00:15:52,597 Magnesium is very explosive. 596 00:15:54,965 --> 00:15:56,593 That's it. 597 00:15:56,767 --> 00:16:00,602 Now, then we fix this here. 598 00:16:01,605 --> 00:16:04,404 Like that. Turn your head away. 599 00:16:08,279 --> 00:16:10,145 Ow. 600 00:16:15,586 --> 00:16:17,384 SOLO: Got it? 601 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:28,329 ILLYA: Now if we all put our shoulders to the wall, the cement's still wet. 602 00:16:28,499 --> 00:16:30,058 - Are you ready? SOLO: Lock arms. 603 00:16:30,234 --> 00:16:31,566 - All right. ILLYA: One-- On three. 604 00:16:31,735 --> 00:16:34,136 SOLO and ILLYA: Two, three! 605 00:16:39,009 --> 00:16:43,037 As is ordained, the time is now. 606 00:16:43,214 --> 00:16:48,209 Upon the head of our boy named Jami, we shall put this jeweled hat. 607 00:16:48,385 --> 00:16:52,049 And from that moment on, you will no longer be the child Jami... 608 00:16:52,223 --> 00:16:54,954 ...but the high lama of Ghupat. 609 00:16:56,894 --> 00:16:59,921 And humble obeisances.... 610 00:17:04,068 --> 00:17:06,503 Seize them. Seize them! 611 00:17:10,107 --> 00:17:12,076 [GRUNTING] 612 00:17:21,986 --> 00:17:26,617 At the conclusion of this sacred rite, there will be yet another ceremony. 613 00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:31,319 These four people-- Three evil foreigners and one native traitor. 614 00:17:31,495 --> 00:17:36,798 --they have conspired to keep Jami, the true reincarnation of the late lama... 615 00:17:36,967 --> 00:17:38,765 ...from his rightful throne. 616 00:17:38,936 --> 00:17:42,600 Because of this, they shall be executed. 617 00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:53,407 MAN: Ganesh! 618 00:17:56,854 --> 00:17:58,186 [CHANTING IN TIBETAN] 619 00:18:01,926 --> 00:18:03,519 It's Ganesh. The royal elephant. 620 00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:07,425 And the true high lama. 621 00:18:09,967 --> 00:18:11,731 Shoot the boy. Shoot the boy. 622 00:18:11,902 --> 00:18:14,497 I can't. It's a sign from heaven. 623 00:18:14,672 --> 00:18:16,106 Hail the high lama. 624 00:18:25,749 --> 00:18:28,719 PRIME MINISTER: No, no! Don't shoot. Don't shoot. 625 00:18:28,886 --> 00:18:31,048 Jami. Jami, forgive me, I beg of you. 626 00:18:31,221 --> 00:18:32,814 Oh, Your Serenity, I was wrong. 627 00:18:32,990 --> 00:18:35,516 Forgive me, forgive me. 628 00:18:35,693 --> 00:18:38,424 BAKU: Hail, hail the high lama. 629 00:18:38,596 --> 00:18:40,497 [ELEPHANT TRUMPETS] 630 00:18:41,231 --> 00:18:43,928 Well-played, gentlemen. Congratulations. 631 00:18:44,101 --> 00:18:45,967 Corking good work. 632 00:18:55,145 --> 00:18:58,638 AMRA: It was not until then that I realized I was a woman, Mr. Kuryakin. 633 00:18:58,816 --> 00:19:02,309 Well, you are indeed. But please, call me Illya. 634 00:19:02,486 --> 00:19:05,854 Amra Palli, would you like to join me for a little sunset stroll? 635 00:19:06,023 --> 00:19:09,084 Uh, well, uh, Mr. Solo, you see... 636 00:19:09,259 --> 00:19:12,252 ...my Jupiter is in descending aspects with rising high moon. 637 00:19:12,429 --> 00:19:14,227 But Mr. Kuryakin-- Heh. 638 00:19:14,398 --> 00:19:17,197 I mean, uh, Illya, uh.... 639 00:19:17,368 --> 00:19:19,997 I, uh, ahem, understand. 640 00:19:32,783 --> 00:19:35,617 Happily, I was able to bring the plane down in the clearing. 641 00:19:35,786 --> 00:19:39,052 SOLO: Hmm. - When who should I see but Ganesh. 642 00:19:39,223 --> 00:19:40,919 Ganesh. 643 00:19:41,091 --> 00:19:43,026 An elephant never forgets. 644 00:19:43,193 --> 00:19:46,994 You know, that's just like the ending of The Cowboy and the Single Girl. 645 00:19:47,164 --> 00:19:49,599 Except, of course, instead of the elephants, we had horses. 646 00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:51,929 SOLO: Miss, uh-- WAVERLY: Let me show you the sunset. 647 00:19:52,102 --> 00:19:55,038 It's perfectly staggering from here. 648 00:19:55,088 --> 00:19:59,638 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0